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I love this game
Like Dominique hung above the rim
Bird rained treys
Magic’s vision was x-ray
Jordan’s un-guardable fade away
They played like basketball was in the air
The NBA was swish
But when they hung up their kicks
The game hit rim, brick
Under the influence
People were still high on Mike
Looking for the Grade A type
Kareem, Dr. J and Pistol Pete
To bring the hype
That sold out arena seats
In high school he was listening
LeBron James picked up his cell phone
Threw chalk in the air and a King was born
On the Cavs the sun shone
The next biggest thing since Dinosaurs
The beginning of the regime of the LeBrontosaurus

Ever since antiquity
Dinosaurs roamed the Earth supreme
They disappeared in the end
And began the search for an heir
The Planet has turned serene
Chalk powder’s in the air
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus

He goes by the name
Of LeBron James
And the King’s been crowned
With fortune and fame
His throne’s in Akron, Ohio
And picking up where MJ left off
Wearing twenty-three
But in wine and gold
Cause the disciples believe
His play is three-two Magic – al
We’re all witnesses
And every night’s like Scattergories
He’s filling the box score in every category
Triple double, he’s the cover story
They like to watch
Him FedEx the rock
Net every shot
Fly sky-high on an alley-oop
He’s the number one highlight
“And I can’t wait to watch him hoop
In Quicken live on Friday night”

Ever since antiquity
Dinosaurs roamed the Earth supreme
They disappeared in the end
And began the search for an heir
The Planet has turned serene
Chalk powder’s in the air
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus

Two – zero – zero – two
The NBA was packed with TNT
NYE the ball dropped in NYC
The basketball exploded
Off of the street into the air
Two – thousand – three
Better than anyone could have wrote it
And the Studio Team is making everyone aware
Analyzing the best of today
There are Post Game fanatics
Sir Charles adds his antics
And TNT barely goes a second
Without saying
“We interrupt your current broadcast
For a news flash
Add it to the LeBron James YouTube stash
Cause he just shook that dude
Right out of his shoes
And charged the lane
Go Go LeBrontosaurus arm
Threw it down with a Tomahawk jam
While surrounded by five Raptors
Better than anything we’ve ever seen
Until tomorrow, the LBJ rapture”

Ever since antiquity
Dinosaurs roamed the Earth supreme
They disappeared in the end
And began the search for an heir
The Planet has turned serene
Chalk powder’s in the air
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus

He’s worth all the talk
Flying higher than the Atlanta Hawk
“The Human Highlight Film”
LeBron does it like he walks
At sell-out venues
And we’re all dribbling
Down the avenue
On our way to the mall
To buy the two – three shirt
Nike Air Max sevens
Cause he’s been selling out games
Since he was eleven
He’s already earned his way
Into our Halls of Fame
And is paving the way
The future of the NBA
Putting poster’s on bedroom walls
Has people wishing they could ball
Like the chosen one, King James
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus
We’re in the regime of the LeBrontosaurus

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